JOBS

Sorry, but right now we're too small to have any work going. That also applies to 'work experience placements' (though I would stress that whenever we've had anyone in the past we've always paid them something – slavery was supposed to have been abolished in Britain in 1833.)

That also applies to cover designers and proof-readers, though suitably qualified proof-readers with an Apple Mac, QuarkXpress and Appleworks might be lucky (please email us).